1.dont be a whiney prick no1 likes a misery unless ur pet hamster has died n then we can be like awww n have mucho cuddles n sex.Dont be afraid to be silly i like a bloke who will trolley race me down the aisles n pull faces or make tents under the covers but then throw me up against a wall when need be

2. i wouldnt say cringe worth id more say sweet some guy pretended he had college when he didnt n got up at 6am everyday to get the train with me n walk me to the gate

3.i would love to go out with u all on a date it would be jokkkkess! probably abit messy n abit loud too….inopropriate is the word i spose!

March 5th, 2009 at 4:39 pm

This happened to me a few weeks ago, and it is defo how not to impress a girl.

I was walking down the street and some guy looked behind him and saw me and slowed down, so then i did too thinking it was a bit creepy. Then he looked behind again and slowed down even more until he eventually stopped and pretended to tie up his shoelaces. When i caught up he started walking next to me and mumbled ‘be careful, we wouldn’t want you to slip on the ice’. It as creepy. It sounded more like a death threat than a chat up! Well maybe it WAS actually a death threat, but after i gave him a weird look he soon ran off.

March 5th, 2009 at 5:15 pm

. by being on time and not expecting anything on the first date.. someone who you can have a laugh with but equally have serious convos with! oh and show offs are always welcome! i love a guy who has a special skill or a trick!

March 6th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

1.
its cheesy to say but be yourself!
i like a guy who can hold a intellectual conversation but then have fun and do silly things with me- like baking cakes but ending up covered in the ingredients before it reaches the oven!! (this also ends up as sexy time in the kitchen )
2.
it was more stalker-ish then cringeworthy but some guy used to leave roses on my doorstep with little messages which was OK, apart from, i didn’t know him and it was a regular occurrence. Then my mum let him in the house one day BIG mistake- we watched a film-i fell asleep- he slept fully clothed on the bottom of my bed and said to me in the morning he enjoyed watching me fall asleep- WEIRD DO NOT DO THIS TO A GIRL!!! (however we ended up dating for a SHORT time- things got weirder)
3.
ermmmm…yer why not, where are we going? will EL WOOD be coming to?

March 6th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

Im so different.
im attracted to the confident, arrogant and insulting
its quite bad really

i love the strange….if i ask a guy “what do you like in bed? any dirty secrets?” and he replies with “umm nothing really, im fine with anything” it so fucking boring jeez.

i want it hard, rough, anywhere, anytime. i dont want him to ask if im alright. if i don’t enjoy it i’ll fucking tell you. i like belittling you but i want you do the same. i love it when you try to force me to cum, holding me down. But i love teasing you making you beg for it.

….as you can tell, i have a power issue

dont get me wrong, this is not the same for most girls.
Most girls want flowers and like to ‘make love’, you know, really sick shit.
Not me. I love cock. And i damn well love pussy too.
…damn, need a shag now.

March 6th, 2009 at 4:38 pm

Hey sexy front guys (and girls of course)
Don’t believe any of that shit about being sensitive and caring and all that. Confidence is the most attractive thing in a man, or a bloke whatever you want to call them. And as long as the cock isn’t bigger than the brain. though obviously there is a cock m.a.s. (minimum acceptable size) – ideally one that doesn’t make it look wormy-willyish when not ‘in action’ – if ya no wadda mean (suggest you all go check in the toilets rather than at your desks).
The boy im going out with at the mo is a bit cringy cause he constantly asks me if I love him, which becomes a bit tiring – so don’t be a softy piece of jelly is my advice.
Apart from that…one guy I was going out with stood up and sang I will always love you in a quiet restaurant to impress. Pity meant that we stayed together for another 3 days, before calling it quits.
You all look well sexy in the monthly pictures so sure as fuck anyone would want to go out with you, SMOFOs. When?

March 6th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

Ez has gotta be talking about Nev at the end there? Am I right? I’m right, right? Right?

March 6th, 2009 at 5:57 pm

I agree with R, don’t ask if we are alright! Just do it, no need for politeness, turns me off! If I was being hurt in any way or not happy with something I would say so

When I was in highschool, a guy sang ‘Always’ by Blink 182 to me in the canteen, *cringe*! It was awful. He was awful.

March 6th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

I feel I have to be the voice of dissent here: please don’t act like a grade A twat when you’re trying to pull. For example offering to buy a girl a drink in a club is far more likely to get you somewhere [not least because it'll increase her unit intake...] than drunkenly grinding your man bits into her backside and/or attempting to slide your hand up her skirt. You’ll just look like a knob and you may well get yourself slung back out onto the street by some burly bouncer who plays golf with her dad. ‘Nuff said on that one.

My other piece of advice would be: just be upfront about stuff. Don’t pussyfoot around telling a girl you like her, blowing hot and cold every 5 seconds. If you like her, grow some balls and face up to the possible rejection. If she’s more into you and you don’t know how to get rid of her; just tell her you don’t like her. Yes, her brother might be built like a brick shithouse, but, it truly is the only way…
xXx

March 6th, 2009 at 10:41 pm

1.By not being a lying cheating scumbag, but also by not being a weird cringy wimp…the perfect medium is actually very hard to find!
2.Gave me roses and chocolates on my birthday…and then on valentines day. With love letters. I realised I did actually like him about a month later when my best had moved in and was sleeping with him!
3.Maybe…are you a sexy beast?

March 7th, 2009 at 8:36 pm

re wat a girl wants i a guy: Im one of those girls that prefers to ask boys out instead of them asking me. It doesnt work! haha. funny men are a must, and it doesnt mtter what he looks like as long as he treats you right. next…

March 8th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

- How can a bloke impress you?
- Has a boy ever done anything cringeworthy to impress you?
- Will you go out with us on a date?

1. A guy who likes my music taste, I’m not kidding. Literally, if he knows stuff about a little bit of Pop Punk, I’m gone. So, if he tells me his favourite band is The Rocket Summer or Mayday Parade & can name the members of the band, that’s it. Also, boys in bands that watch Scrubs, have a fringe and can make me laugh… sorted. Oh, I’m a sucker for stuff like song dedications and getting me into places free, though lets be honest, that’s definately because they wanna get laid. Not always a bad thing. Also… if we get onto the subject of sex and the guy likes what I like… I’ll pretty much decide he’s my soulmate and we should be together forever (clearly joking) So… Pop Punk fringed Scrubs watching sex liking boys in bands that have a rocking sense of humour! Not that I’m picky.

2. I think it’s kinda sweet but a few guys have writen songs or poems for me. It’s just that they’re always shit. Crying because I had to go to college was a bit lame as well. (Actual tears btw, not joking)

3. Damn straight!

March 8th, 2009 at 6:30 pm

I am easily impressed, but seriously will guys learn that shouting ‘Get ya Rat out!’ across the street at me doesnt mean im gonner turn around and say ‘Why yes, cus u asked so nicely’ – come on, sort it out!

March 8th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

- How can a bloke impress you?
sexy arrogant confidence is a winner. taking pride in there appearence and actually washing helps, as long as they remain dirty in the bedroom (bed or bedroom not exactly essential! ) aslong as the arrogance comes with kisses cuddles and a damn good fucking, you cant go wrong. dont be a wet lettuce, if your gonna do it, do it properly, if your fucking too hard you will get told! but until then go for it, try something new dont let it get boring!

- Has a boy ever done anything cringeworthy to impress you?
having ‘emily – from first to last’ recited on an acoustic guitar and sang (if thats what you can call it) infront of 300 people to you is fucking embarrasing.

- Will you go out with us on a date?
if your paying for the jager!

March 8th, 2009 at 9:05 pm

how to impress girls!
Pretend to be all high and mighty, lie anc cheat you way into their pants, then leave promptly and never call them again mwahahaha…
I have never done this
Or been in a girls pants…well not for a year anyway

March 10th, 2009 at 7:21 pm

FIRSLY……….the bloke gotta have balls!!!!
security
a bit of sarcasm
funny (but not all the time)
be able to make any conversation
intellectual
cheeky
be unpredictable
be spontaneous
own space and life, meaning “dont call too much, dont ask to meet up many times”
gotta love sex well too much
gotta hate marriage
gotta be well open when it comes to SEX!
GOD…AND MANY THINGS….!!!!!

March 12th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

- How can a bloke impress you?
Ok so how can you impress me, come guys practice those looks, you know what I’m talking about those looks that can stop a girl in her tracks and think woah I need to get to know that guy – so start practising in the mirror.
Once you’ve got my attention keep it, just be genuine I will not be impressed if you just stumble over words and talk absolute rubbish try pick something in common with me (eg band tee or my hot nike ID’s) and don’t lie I will catch you out. Finally make me laugh, sorted you’ve got my attention and I’ll stick around.

- Has a boy ever done anything cringeworthy to impress you?
I think the most cringeworthy thing that happened to me was when a really arrogant guy tried to impress me by saying he wrote a song about me, only thing was he forgot he’d told a friend of mine the same thing a few days ago… oooops!

- Will you go out with us on a date?
We shall see
Goodluck guys

March 13th, 2009 at 6:12 pm

-How can a bloke impress you?
If you meet me on a night out and I’m pissed as in about-to-be-thrown-out-of-the-club style pissed, BUY ME WATER!!! Honestly I was so touched one night by this boy I met that repeatedly told me I was too drunk and bought me bottles of water as opposed to more alcohol, my girlfriends were also very impressed, I still however got chucked out but oh well. Also let a girl act all weird and crazy, can’t stand it when you meet a guy and you can’t be silly around them because they are way too cool for that. Nothing worse than having to act all normal and boring in front of a partner to avoid being given the “what a weirdo.” look.

- Has a boy ever done anything cringeworthy to impress you?
Not really. I did however have a perfectly straight partner that admitted he would suck-off another lad for my pleasure hehe, he regretted saying that one after we had split up and I informed his mates of this.

- Will you go out with us on a date?
Yes indeed. If you feature me in your magazine.

March 13th, 2009 at 10:15 pm

1. By not fucking us about. By buying us shit, like flowers. And by being more pervy than me.

2. When I was at school there was a kid a year younger than me who I knew wanted in my pants. I didnt really know him but he wasclearly a virgin and didnt get much attention so I thought I would be nice and maybe make his day by pulling him. Not only was the kid a rubbish pull but for some reason he thought it would be a great idea to just ram his hand down my pants. I stormed off with my mates and never spoke to him again.
Not cool.

3. Care to elaborate and we will see?

March 14th, 2009 at 1:34 am

how does a bigger dude (i mean fat!) get to pull women?

March 14th, 2009 at 9:47 pm

1) generally being a gentleman, opening doors and lending jackets really impresses me, just as long as youre not being patronising when you do it. other than that just chill out and have a decent conversation with me, drop a couple of jokes or tell me about a time you made a complete tit out of yourself, as long as its all in context its all good. buying drinks always impresses the ladies, have some balls about it, if you get turned down first time ask again later. theres a fine line between being friendly and sounding desperate
2) after i played a gig at a pub i had a guy come over and started chatting me up by talking about guitars, not knowing anything about them. it was probably more cringeworthy for him in all fairness, i got up and left when he started talking about “those ones with the birds on the neck”, it was a pretty desperate move. im a girl, im not stupid. i didnt start playing cause they look pretty.
3) as long as you dont drag me to a shitty nightclub, im game

March 16th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

1)Just be yourself- smile lots and please please dint just randomly paw at my body parts!
2) a guy once pretended to be a photgrapher but didnt know what kind of camera he had- if your going to lie ( not reccomended) at least do your research!
3) haha yeah – mine a sailor jerry rum please!

March 16th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

a bloke can impress me, by the way he acts!
if he’s funny and not a cunt like most men then yeahh!
wuwuuwuw, im all up for that baby! or when he makes me CUM
that always impresses me mmmm hahaha

ever done anything cringeworthy! oh aye many times! My ex boyfriend always tried to impress me! for valentines day he bought me a teddy!
just a fucking teddy, no SEX, no ROSE, NO LICKING NO TOUCHING
A FUCKING TEDDY! and to make things worse, the teddy was a special edition one!
only 300 were made, who gives a fuck, i want SEX

March 18th, 2009 at 9:11 am

How can a bloke impress you?
Take me to the arcade and kick ass on an awesome game, and laugh at my terrible jokes. Good manners help.

- Has a boy ever done anything cringeworthy to impress you?
Haha sadly yes… One guy completely lied to me about his interests and personality, then spent our whole date doing dodgy Russell Brand impressions!

- Will you go out with us on a date?
Um… Well… No.

March 18th, 2009 at 7:29 pm

- How can a bloke impress you?

a bloke can impress me by; BEING HIMSELF. don’t lie about your interests or hobbies or anything for that matter!

a bloke can impress me by being thoughtful, not too much of a sleezebag, cheeseball or creep (don’t serenade me on guitar or stand outside my house with roses, i will spew all down you)

another thing that impresses me is guys who have good hair, good teeth and good shoes, i’m not superficial, but alot of girls will say this, we dont want a guy who looks like hobo (you know the ones you see on the streets that have dogs with jumpers on?!!) and smells like one too, no thank you!

a guy can impress me by being a gentleman, offering to do things your mates will deem gay, like offering to help carry heavy bags (we’re girls our bags are always heavy), holding doors open, surprising me by making dinner. just nice wee things that we’re going to love you for and reward you with alot of blowjobs.

i also like to laugh, and if you’re funny, im guaranteed to think you’re the best thing since sliced bread.

you can also impress me by sharing common interests, play xbox with me, drink beer with me, eat pizza and lets go and see some kick ass bands together.

we’re easily impressed us females- just dont leave the lid off the toothpaste or the toilet seat up.

- Has a boy ever done anything cringeworthy to impress you?

yes, squeezed into skinny jeans when he was clearly too fat to,
oh my eyes.

- Will you go out with us on a date?

yes, let’s make sweet sweet love.

March 19th, 2009 at 12:30 pm

A guy tried impressing me by sayin ‘ere, nice rack love! did ya grow em urself?’

March 23rd, 2009 at 4:39 pm

- How can a bloke impress you?
by coming shopping with me, most guys always say no. or taking me to the pub (a lot) and being able to handle thier drink, not being sick after less drinks than iv had.
- Has a boy ever done anything cringeworthy to impress you?
A guy tried impressing me by sayin ‘ere, nice rack love! did ya grow em urself?’
- Will you go out with us on a date?
Why not

March 23rd, 2009 at 4:59 pm

By not being a dick

March 23rd, 2009 at 7:10 pm

- How can a bloke impress you? I like intelligent guys that read a lot – I think I have had a nerd fetish since I was a young girl. I particularly like knitted sweaters & big glasses. he has to like π too.
- Has a boy ever done anything cringeworthy to impress you? I’m seen a lot of cringeworthy things in my time, unfortunately most of ‘em have been done by me.
- Will you go out with us on a date? yes I will

March 28th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

a boy can impress me by having a easonable size penis and knowing what to do with it.
he has to be naughty and not afraid to hurt me ;D
and he has to be my bitch lloooll!!

March 29th, 2009 at 11:29 pm

- How can a bloke impress you?
taking me out somewhere sweet, out to dinner, making me giggle!
having something to say and just generally being a nice guy.. and not too up themselves.

- Has a boy ever done anything cringeworthy to impress you?
singing.. hahahha, sending photos of his not so impressive dick

- Will you go out with us on a date?
where are you taking me?

April 1st, 2009 at 9:30 pm

I’ve read all this and it’s me allover! How is this possible!?

April 8th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

*1 I like a bloke thats gonna be a cunt but to a certain extent, treat em mean keep em kean always works for me, be horrible, insult my mum, ignore me, but then when you really wanna show you like me grab me a prove it…

*2 Theres nothing more sexy than being able to have fun with someone and laugh a real laugh, you will go a long way guys if you have a sence of humour, and able to play fight with a girl not so much where your gonna give her a black eye (although rough sex like that is amazing) but play and be silly…

will i go on a date with you??… read the above and ill see where you stand

April 10th, 2009 at 11:18 am

- How can a bloke impress you?
well theres the obvious of being hot! (but without the cockyness)
But a good sense of humour, thoughfullness, not always chocolates and teddys…its cute but a bit eugh, be original. Sharing stuff! giving up your own chips is better than buying a portion each! OH mastering the art of perving subtly, so we dont notice, we manage it so can you . Oh and the impossible… be nice AND good in bed… or just good in bed. just read up on your tips (please), its unnatractive having to guide a guy through everything

- Has a boy ever done anything cringeworthy to impress you?
haha sooooo many! one time there was guy bmxing in this park trying to show off to me and a mate, he trying to jump over this fallen tree but the front wheel got caught and the bike and him flipped over haha!!

and it doesnt count as impressing me, but still very cringworthy, this one time i was in bed with boyfriend about to go to sleep after sex, and he asked how you could see the girls in the magazines pussys when they bent over. haha kind of killed the mood a little, i wasnt too impressed, so best advice, keep thoughts to yourself

- Will you go out with us on a date?
if you take me to see gallows, SO want to go!

April 12th, 2009 at 10:52 pm

So ladies aren’t so much into songwriting (fuck!), what if said bloke was in a Motorhead/Queens of the Stone Age influenced band, and wrote some serious rockers about her? (and never sat on her bed with an acoustic guitar and sang them while looking her in the eye, ew!)?

April 15th, 2009 at 6:29 pm

- How can a bloke impress you?
Not be afraid to be an absolute idiot with me. Anyone who is up for dressing up in those big sumo fat suits and wrestling me to the ground is on to a winner .

- Has a boy ever done anything cringeworthy to impress you?
Dislocated his arm. When he came at me asking “how cool is that?” I could have ran a mile. I thought it was gross.

- Will you go out with us on a date?
Perhaps! As long as it starts with you buying in a round first.

April 16th, 2009 at 9:29 pm

-How can a bloke impress you?
Well to begin with they need to be clean! But for a guy to realy impress me and knock my too my knees they need to be themselves when they are with me and show me whos in charge I like a man who can step and be the man in the relationship.
-Has a boy ever done something cringeworthy to impress you?
I have got to say that the worse thing a guy has done to try and impress me is strip of naked and run around the hotel when on a trip with college!
-Will you ever go out with us on a date?
Hmm depends who turns up at my door and what they are driving.

April 23rd, 2009 at 10:22 pm

Speaking from experience, you don’t have to amazing looking to get girls, just be confident, a little self obsessed and she’ll respond. But a word of warning don’t be a cunt about it. Do it in a jokey way. Make her smile and she’ll make you smile if you catch my drift ;D (With many suck jobs).

April 24th, 2009 at 11:26 am

Well, this is a rather popular post…

April 26th, 2009 at 3:26 am

1. I think the best way a guy can impress me is by being fairly confident, not that sort of cockiness though where he’s pretty adament i’ll sleep with him, the type where he can walk up to me and have a decent, outgoing and fun conversation. Any guy that just knows how to flirt without being embarrasing is always good. A bag of nerves isnt going to impress much. Unfortunately I’m a big lover of arrogance.
2. Ergh god you know what I know so many guys that have done cringeworthy things but thankfully none of the guys impressing me saw all the ideas through, one of my mates is dating an italian girl to impress her he went on a translator site, what he hadnt realised is he’d put english to spanish rather than italian. I can imagine that was pretty Cringeworthy.
3. Who wouldn’t want to go out with you guys on a date. I bet you’d have a lot of fun things to do.

May 1st, 2009 at 8:36 pm

1. Don’t take yourself too seriously, if you can laugh at yourself and make me laugh then sorted…but to be fair you gots to look cool too…if you got bad tattoos, not for me mate. I’m a sucker for nice smells so as long as you wipe your arse properly, put on a lil roll on and brush your goddamn nashers then no worries.

2. One story I remember from when I was still at school, I was waiting at a bus stop like 2 hrs late already when some boy sat next to me, he tried the usual cringe chat ups ‘are those ur real eyes’ no? there fake? dik! but yea so he was properly trying it then he asked me if I wanted a cup of tea, I laughed cos it was so random but then played along and said ‘yea why not’… next thing I know this boy has ran down the road and into a house a few minutes laterhe reappears with a cuppa, I didn’t drink it obviously! and LOL if my bus had come before he came back out again!
actually now I come to think of it….that wasn’t cringe at all…it was pretty sweet!!! Still don’t fancy being spiked by tea at a bus stop.

3. Lemme see what my boyfriend says

May 13th, 2009 at 10:24 am

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May 18th, 2009 at 9:31 pm

What i look for in a man
is someone who will dress as a woman and act sexier than i do.

May 26th, 2009 at 10:22 pm

- How can a bloke impress you?
To not big themselves up, hate it when some ‘cool’ guy starts to stroke his own ego. What a knob? Better off just stating clearly the size of your endowment, we don’t care. Better a guy who would rather talk about you.
- Has a boy ever done anything cringeworthy to impress you?
Other than to moony a few passing cars on a walk back from a drunken night out and then in an effort to down an entire 10″ pizza in one minute resulted in a vomiting wreck, nothing special
- Will you go out with us on a date?
I’ll have to consult the boyfriend.

May 28th, 2009 at 10:29 am

I’d be impressed by a cheeky boy, sound and alright looking, who’ll spit in my mouth without me asking.

June 5th, 2009 at 12:24 pm

I’m so happy there are girls out there appreciating the cocks, I was beginning to think i’d have to start being nice to get my dick wet…!

June 5th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

im impressed by lads who dont TRY and be really nice, just a lad to be honest. someone who can have banter with the lads without being embarrassed about the fact a girl they likes there. someone funny who wont mind the fact i read lads mags, play x box and will beat them at pool as long as they don’t let me win!!

the most cringe worthy thing that happened would probably when a lad sent me flowers while i was at work hairdressing, a salon full of people and then a massivly huge bunch of flowers come through the door for hanna moore i was like oh dear god. was a lovely thought but was funny. and when he was wankerd he thought it would be well romantic to say he wanted to skull fuck me hahaha.

and front!! ofcourse i would go for a date with you

June 24th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

ps… the blokes iv always gone for is the ones who like the fact im all about girls doing the washing, cooking and cleaning
and ones who are just a tad egotistical and cocky lol
x

June 24th, 2009 at 3:04 pm

Well done Hanna! Great to see that you’re against feminism (hairy bitches!).
You can come and iron my shirts anytime.

June 25th, 2009 at 11:11 am

Spanner’s really living up to his name there…

June 26th, 2009 at 1:01 am

Oh Snap!

June 26th, 2009 at 10:06 am

il come iron your shirts anytime
xx

June 26th, 2009 at 11:24 am

I’m just gonna write this here so the girls could if my style is good.
Usually when I see a girl that I like, I stare at her from a distance. Most girls I’ve met notice this and react in a funny way:If they’re walking,they slow down for me to go forward. It’s almost funny that they start to look back at me that says “Come on! I’m here!” And what gives me strength in front of girls is that I don’t let them be my boss, and I don’t boss them around on the other hand. this makes it so easy for to get in a pair of pants.

July 7th, 2009 at 11:32 am

mk so i’m one of the few guys on this particular post. honestly i’m not that confident, but i’m young and i’ll get there so beyond that i don’t care. i’m odd in a way, ’cause the whole jack-ass dominance crap isn’t the way i do things. sure i’ll take control sometimes but i like a bit of trade-off with the dominance. i’m the kind of guy that will let you take away the dominance, but steal it back when you least expect it. what i do is nothing more and nothing less than what she will enjoy. unlike most guys, from day one what i thought about in the area of intimacy wasn’t what she could do to me, thats for her to figure out. i focus on what i can do to her. hey girls, if you could do me a small favor and tell me what you think of this next bit, its a bit long but i promise you won’t mind. its just a bit of writing. i’ve been told i write like a romance novel… and please, tell me exactly what you think of it!

here it is.

Who is he?
Cradled in his arms, enveloped in him, eyes closed, you seem not to be able to think.
Sitting on his lap, facing him.
What he’s doing to you seems to be taking you over.
He leans you back. You feel like you’re flying, you’re so high in the clouds.
His hand on the small of your back, supporting you, you lean your head back as he kisses your neck, as insistently as only he can.
He is just way too good at communicating without words. You feel what he feels for you, communicated through what you feel inside.
He brings your head back up, locking your lips with his. With each kiss, you want more. With each brush of his fingers against your skin, you go insane.
He is where he belongs. You want to make sure that he knows to never leave.
He lightly sucks on your neck, communicating nothing but his want for you, his urgent need.
He moves slowly from your neck upward, kissing every few seconds. So light are his kisses, they tickle so badly. He knows exactly what he’s doing to you, and he loves it.
With a few light bites on your ear, he then moves to your lips, locking with you again, showing you exactly how well he can move his tongue. Showing how well he’d move inside you. He loves his effect on you.

He picks you up off his lap, laying you down. Your lips are still locked with his
He seems to drip confidence, doing things to you without ever asking or hesitating. He knows what you want.
He pulls away from you as you so reluctantly let him go. You want more of him. He can do what ever he wants to you, just so long as he keeps going.
Kissing your stomach, he is oh so near to where you really want that expert tongue to be
Moving up your body, he works to memorize the touch of every inch of your flawless skin on his lips
As he moves up, you start to notice something tickling your leg. As his hand lightly brushes your jeans, you start to crave his touch on one spot in particular…
He knows what you want, and as he quickly locks his lips with yours again, you feel his hand crawling up the inside of your thigh.
With his hand resting now in between your legs, his lips and tongue convey his ever-increasing need for you, his selfish desire to surround your every thought with his touch.
He pushes down on your jeans. A wave of pleasure powers through you like a freight train, completely taking your mind and body.
With the one hand, he slowly unbuttons
and then unzips your jeans, never pausing once to make sure that you’re okay with this. He knows you can’t bring yourself to refuse. As the last zip reaches your ears, you let yourself sink into paradise…

July 14th, 2009 at 8:14 am

i want guys with big shoulders and loads of tattoos, the kind of guys that will hold my hand in public then throw me about take advantage of me when no one is looking, oh and who will buy me strawberry milkshakes and give me piggy backs when i can’t be bothered to walk .

cringeworthy or slapworthy?! a bloke once took me to Macdonald’s, bought me a Diet Coke then tried putting his hand down my top! then as i got out of the car and walked away decided to follow me with the windows down. at the top of his lungs singing “i will always love you”

the term “stfu you fooking fairy” was used

haha id go on a date with all you rather sexy boys from front, after all you brought us THE greatest magazine ever, and your all quite cute and rather HOT

July 15th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

How can a bloke impress you?
-Have nice hair and good shoes.Shoes maketh man, as well as manners.

Has a boy ever done anything cringeworthy to impress you?
-I dont think so.Nothing worthy of writing anyway. Sorry

Will you go out with us on a date?
-A thousand times yes.

July 30th, 2009 at 2:15 am

If a guy is a general nice chap, that helps loads and its always good if his also a bit of a fittie, you don’t wanna be putting a paper bad on his head just so you enjoy the sex. I’m a bit of a hopeless romantic, flowers, wine, cuddles, a take away and an Adam Sandler move [ so its ok to snort when you laugh] and I’m yours.
Guys coming onto you while there drunk does NOT work. Although I myself am parshal to a good piss up which could end up getting messy, I do Not want Kabab breath whispers whist pouring there larger all over your new top and talking to your chest. I know drink makes you feel like the dogs daggles but really? This Is at its worse when your trying to impress mr sick on the shirts mate.
And yes, yes I would and I’d let you off if you where the ‘cringeworthy’ type as your worth it.

July 30th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

nothing is better than a funny foofy boy… if a boy can make me laugh im all his
xoxox

July 31st, 2009 at 9:43 pm

- 1. He should be gentlemanly. Not to gentlemanly to the point where it becomes annoying or he thinks he should be all dominant and twat-like. I like a bit of confidence, the type of confidence that slightly borders on egotistical and slightly arrogant. He should have a wash or at least look and smell clean. Good hair and clean clothes are required also. A sense of humour is a must. No one likes a moody bastard. I’d also like this guy to be genuine, thoughtful and caring. Some good looks are required but I dont want too good looking or no-one will notice me and he will get too much attention from slaggy types, y’know?

- 2. No. I think they are a little too scared of me to do summat like that. Haha.

- Will you go out with us on a date?
DEFINATELY. I LOVE YOU GUYS. We should go to a club…
You’d have to bring cider or snakebite, a partially clothed Vikki Blows and kebab money with you or its a dealbreaker. :]

August 7th, 2009 at 4:39 pm

funny funny boys, i like nothing more than a lad that can male me laugh. not worth it if hes shit hot and dull…… give me will ferrel any day oh and if there great in bed well thats a win win XD

xoxox

August 7th, 2009 at 10:12 pm

1. Be outgoing, no-one likes a secluded, moody bastard.
2. Be funny, as well as be a troll, wittingly.
3. I like a guy who can stand me speaking my mind. E.G., if I say a girl’s hot, don’t give me weird looks or shy away.
4. Dancing/singing is always a plus!
5. There’s nothing more delicious to me than a boy who I can play video games with.
6. Don’t be overly romantic, but have enough charm.
7. CLEANLINESS IS A VIRTUE.

Cringe-worthy? Get on one knee and kiss me from the hand, right the way up my arm. I’m not used to being treated like a lady.

Date? If you brought plenty of those girls along, and I could bring my boy along, I think we’d have an agreement ;]

August 15th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

1. A guy can mpress me by beng my personal bitch, if i want sex- drop the controller, drop your boxers and assume the correct position. Buying me a pint would be cool as well. Another thing if i offer to pay dont go all manly pride on me and just accept it.
2.I wouldnt say he was trying to impress me but it was deffinately cringey yet oddly sweet. One of my ex-boyfriends wiped bird shit off my forehead with his sleave (FUCKING ALBATROS SIZED PIGEON, reccon it had the shits) then kissed me where the bird shit had been. That was pretty cringey of him.
3. Aslong as it ended with a large kebab and a shag, iddate all of you

August 15th, 2009 at 10:23 pm

my boyfriend sent me 12 red roses into work the other week!
i was going aaaaaaaaaaaw for days, x

August 16th, 2009 at 9:11 pm

Must have black nipples

September 1st, 2009 at 10:33 pm

By having a massive slong? Haha nah. By being funny, and individual. There has got to be nothing worse than someone who doesn’t have a mind of their own, or doesn’t have any of their own opinions.

Most things guys do are pretty cringy when they try to be sweet and adoring haha!
Call me heart less, but the whole “aww what a sweetheart” really wears off in a significantly short amount of time.

Would I date any of you? Most probably, yes!

September 5th, 2009 at 12:32 am

- How can a bloke impress you?
– If you’ve just met for the first time, a really genuine smile is such a good way to start. Eye contact is really important too, but it’s got to have the right meaning behind it (ie, i want to get to know you, not I WANT TO HAVE SEX NOW AND WILL NOT BLINK UNTIL YOU TALK TO ME). Being up to date with opinions, openminded and witty are all good qualities, and just a 3 minute chat at the bar can say a lot for you (and me, i guess), so just be natural.

- Has a boy ever done anything cringeworthy to impress you?
– Teaching other guys how to pull karate moves outside a club and shouting my name to make sure I was watching…I wasn’t.

- Will you go out with us on a date?
– Hey why not. Find me someone chilled and buy me a glass of wine and it’s all good. That or set me up with Jessica ;D

September 9th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

Well reading these replies im quite suprised cos most of my female friends complain about these sort of guys who are arrogant etc. I’m very honest with women and try not to be nasty with thema nd that seems to work sometimes. just be a bit dangerous now and then otherwise it gets boring and girls like to be a bit on the edge.

September 15th, 2009 at 5:32 pm

1. Be a proper laugh & not take himself too seriously. Someone who’s a bit cocky and filthy. Someone I’ve got plenty in common with (likes films, footie and eating LOTS of food) but isn’t fussed if we agree to disagree on some things.
2. Agreed with EVERYTHING I said, even when I started saying totally ridiculous things just to see how far I could push it. “I watched this thing on
Nat Geo the other day and apparently swans are mammals not birds!” “Oh yeah, I heard that too!” :S Man up and tell me I’m speaking shit if I’m speaking shit!
3. Going on a date when I’ve got a boyfriend would be a bit naughty…and I save being naughty for where it really counts

September 20th, 2009 at 4:45 pm

the world is definatly lacking in decent men these days. maybe we have all dated the good ones and fucked them up, so now all if left is the retarded ones that think its cool to fight EVERYONE when your on a first date. GOD I HATE MEN

September 23rd, 2009 at 8:15 pm

I’m a decent man, any tkers? (i tried) lol

October 4th, 2009 at 5:27 pm

When you say confidence does it count if you’re confident, just quiet as fuck?
According to people called Edd, Oli and Grace when i walk into a room there’s this sense that, very quietly and gently, i own everything in the room some how even though i hardly say a word XD
(Edd came up with that cos he’s a Douglas Adam’s nerd )

October 4th, 2009 at 8:15 pm

I once had a boyfriend who said he liked me too much to choke me. Fucker.

October 16th, 2009 at 11:53 am

Charlotte sounds hot.

October 16th, 2009 at 11:02 pm

i just got ur magazine online it is great

October 29th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

For a man to impress me, they must have a beautiful smile.
The smile always does it for me!

A boy once wrote me a song, about how he fell in love with me, thing is we weren’t even dating.. i was impressed but still never went on a date with him. ahah!

And lastly, yes

October 30th, 2009 at 10:40 pm

I’M the one that does the cringeworthy stuff! Got the megabus down to London to see a guy…got the wrong bus, ended up in Portsmouth.
I could see the sea.
He was waiting for like 4 hours at the pub. (Got mad laid tho!)

November 4th, 2009 at 1:08 am

Don’t be anything like my boyfriend. I’m not kidding.

November 10th, 2009 at 12:30 am

1. Can be won over by someone who doesn’t mind me just wanting to play xbox in my underwear for a while and isn’t afraid of a little rough sex. Pay me attention, anyone who can put up with me for long periods of time and still smile is a winner. Anyone who is willing to risk his dignity for me is also on to a good thing. Dress up and act like a cunt, show me you’re not afraid to be a fool in public.

2. On snow day I woke up to find a guy had written “I love you” in big capital letters in the snow and was singing for me. Surreal and a little unwanted, unfortunately for him he was almost a year too late, but I was definitely impressed. Mainly because he’d had to get up at six and walk for an hour and a half to get to me

3. FRONT, I’d love to go on a date with you. Provided you can take me somewhere that surprises me, which you probably couldn’t. That said it’s a little naughty to date when I have a boyfriend. A man/woman/other needs to prove their worth before I even consider it.

November 18th, 2009 at 7:56 pm