ROFLAGEDDON! IT’S THE NEW ISSUE!
Holy jumper potatoes, look what’s gone and happened here. It’s only the amazing Emily ‘Laser’ Johnston, jumping straight outta her recent Woman! shoot and onto the cover and up your sexy trousers.
FRONT 139’s got 14 mind-bendingly brilliant pages of the New Face Of Sexy welcoming you into her crazy world of squirrels and streaking, which, believe us, is a world you really want to be in.
And that’s not all, mofos. There’s also eight pages of FRONT favourite Hannah, six pages of Brighton punks The Ghost Of A Thousand, and two pages of hunks in trunks as we salute the brilliance of WrestleMania.
Plus, there’s Alt Girls, time-travellers, a foolproof guide on how to do more sexing, shitty animals and boozing the Machine Head way, alongside all your usual faves: Sim-Wise, Von and mediocre jokes.
So, what are you waiting for? Get down the shops NOW, or, if you’re reading this in your birthday suit, point your mouse here to subscribe and save a fuck-tonne of money.


























LiaMMV Says:
She looks a lot less junked up than in her DIY shoot. Nice.
January 28th, 2010 at 12:43 pm