DEEP MATHS-DER-CHEF
Q – What do mind readers put on their bacon sandwiches? A – Derren Brown Sauce.
Q – What do you call mind-reading Girl Guides who are younger than normal Girl Guides? A – Derren Brownies.
Q – What was the name of Hitler’s mind-reading wife? A – Derren Eva Braun.
We’re fucking sorry, we really are.



















