FRONT – The funniest, sexiest magazine on earth.

BEST FILM DEATH EVER: PEE-WEE HERMAN IN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Mike at FRONT — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 13:31:58 +0000

Ignore Rutger Hauer playing the violin, ignore Kristy Swanson being very fit as the movie Buffy: it’s all about the awesome overacting of Paul ‘Pee-Wee Herman’ Reubens. What an actor.

WHAT A WACKY FLOOR PIC OF THE DAY

Sam @ FRONT — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:33:39 +0000

Seriously, Kaylee Carver’s head must be thumping on a daily basis having to look at that pattern.

BRINK: AW, HELL YEAH!

Mike at FRONT — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:02:55 +0000

Well, this looks ever-so-slightly COMPLETELY FUCKING AMAZING. More info at BrinkTheGame.com.

THIS IS THE WORST MAN ON TELEVISION

Mike at FRONT — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:04:07 +0000

He’s awful. Michael Winner’s Dining Stars is like if you took everything rad about Come Dine With Me and replaced it with the cock-esque antics of a lizard-like oafish turd.

FAYE: A SEXY GIRL IN FRONT OF SOME KIND OF VILLAGE OR SOMETHING

Mike at FRONT — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:05:39 +0000

Faye here is so pretty that if she came into the office right now and smiled at us, the wall would get a boner.

CLAYMATION EVIL DEAD IN 60 SECONDS

Mike at FRONT — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:05:03 +0000

This is horror classic The Evil Dead reinterpreted in plasticine form in one minute, and hell’s teeth, it’s impressive. Also, film nerds’ll dig the moon joke. Incredible work.

FRONT X EMERICA: MAKE A SEXY DECISION AND WIN!

Mike at FRONT — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:07:53 +0000

Fancy winning a bunch of awesome Emerica goodies simply by picking your favourite of the ten girls above? Of course you do. Click here to go to Facebook and do so. AMAZING.

EMILY LASER’S ARTY GENIUS

Mike at FRONT — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:07:18 +0000

Behold the magnificence of this drawing, sketched mid-shoot by the amazing Emily Laser. There’s no end to this girl’s awesomeness.

SIM-WISE WANTS YOUR FACE

Si at FRONT — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:09:26 +0000

If you’re our bumchum over on Facebook, you might already have seen this. If not, we basically want you to send in photocopies/scans of your lovely face, like Sim-Wise here.

We’re putting a fuck-load of them in next month’s mag, so be sure to buy it to see if yours features.

Send your mug to front@frontarmy.co.uk
The best ones will win a signed copy of Sim-Wise’s face and boobs.

A GLIMPSE INTO THE SEXY WORLD OF SEREN

Adam@FRONT — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:11:29 +0000

It may have been a few months since the amazing Seren Gibson graced the FRONT cover, but that doesn’t mean she’s forgotten about you rabble of readers, oh no.

She dropped us these lovely snaps earlier, giving us a small glimpse into her world of webcam special effects, double heads and, er, three boobs. It’s a beautiful place, it really is.

More pics after the jump, yo…