The FRONT Manifesto
NO FAKE BOOBS
All the girls in FRONT are 100 per cent natural in the boobs department. They may have fake legs or arms, but their boobs are most definitely not made in a factory in China. No siree.
FLYING THE NIPPLE FLAG
FHM and Maxim have seemingly rid their pages of nipples, but FRONT will not follow suit. We think nipples are pretty good, and you lot seem to be quite big fans of them too – especially if they belong to Kitty Lea. If the nipple police come knocking, rest assured we’ll hide behind the sofa and not answer the door. And that’s a promise.
FRONT IS NO LADS, MAG
Contrary to what fools claim, FRONT is not a lads’ mag. FRONT is a blokes’ mag for proper gents. This is totally, totally different. It might sound the same, but it’s fucking not. Tell anyone that disagrees with you on this to go do one.
THE INDEPENDENT MAG
Unlike most other mags, FRONT is completely independent. This means we’re not told what to do by some bloke in a big office who goes for a dump on his coffee table and makes people sit under the glass and watch. Fuck no – we answer to no one other than you lot: the fine, if not partially deranged, readers of the magazine.
