FUCK YEAH!

Rad! It’s Sammie Pennington. Bodacious! She’s got an ace skate cap on. Oh, and she’s totally naked. God, we love Mondays.

TIME FOR YOUR WEEKLY BATH

…but wait! Jessica and Hannah seem to have dips on the tub, for fuck’s sake! Next week, maybe, stinky-face…

HETTIE – SHE’S GRRRREAT!

Anyone else really fancy a nice bowl of Frosties?

QUICK! IT’S MELTING, IT’S MELTING!

Oh, Sam, look at the mess you’re making…

WELL, LOOK AT YOU DOWN THERE

Ah, Rosie Jones, how we wish you were always watching over us.

ALT GIRL DIY: LOREN WILLIAMS

Name: Loren Williams
Age: 22
Hood: Surrey
Myspace: myspace.com/lolenw
Have you got any tattoos or piercings: “I’ve got both! I have six tattoos, with more to come. I have my navel pierced twice, and sometimes wear a stud in my nose.”
What’s your favourite ever album: “Anything by The Pixies.”
Any hidden talents: “I’ve recently acquired a talent for pole dancing. I’ve got a pole in my living room.”

Click here for a sexy gallery… More…

IT’S MONDAY: DRINKS ALL-ROUND

Rambo of the ever-sexy Suicide Girls wants to pour you a drink, coz Monday IS the new Friday.

TIME FOR YOUR WEEKLY BATH

…but wait! Sammie, Jodie and Hettie have only gone and bloody got there first, damn it! Next week, maybe, smelly-bum…

ANYONE FANCY A BEER?

Ah, Jessica Weekley, how we love you. We’d eat a rusty spike just to hold your hand.

DON’T BE SCARED, COME ON IN…

Look, look! It’s Amii Grove, Peta Todd, Sam Cooke, Vikki Blows and Nikkala Stott, crammed in an airing cupboard in the name of awesomeness.

ALT GIRL DIY: AMY PETERS

Name: Amy Peters
Age: 21
Hood: Exeter
Myspace: myspace.com/miss_ladybird
What tattoos have you got: “I’ve got my top ear, the middle bit of my ear and navel pierced, and a tattoo on my back which is just a pattern. I’m hoping to get it extended or covered with something else which is unique but not quite sure what, any suggestions?!”
What’s your favourite ever album: “Death Cab for Cutie, Plans.”
Perfect night out: “Drinks with friends, then onto a club somewhere, followed by drunken antics on the way home!”

ROFLAGEDDON! IT’S THE NEW ISSUE!

Holy jumper potatoes, look what’s gone and happened here. It’s only the amazing Emily ‘Laser’ Johnston, jumping straight outta her recent Woman! shoot and onto the cover and up your sexy trousers.

FRONT 139’s got 14 mind-bendingly brilliant pages of the New Face Of Sexy welcoming you into her crazy world of squirrels and streaking, which, believe us, is a world you really want to be in.

And that’s not all, mofos. There’s also eight pages of FRONT favourite Hannah, six pages of Brighton punks The Ghost Of A Thousand, and two pages of hunks in trunks as we salute the brilliance of WrestleMania.

Plus, there’s Alt Girls, time-travellers, a foolproof guide on how to do more sexing, shitty animals and boozing the Machine Head way, alongside all your usual faves: Sim-Wise, Von and mediocre jokes.

So, what are you waiting for? Get down the shops NOW, or, if you’re reading this in your birthday suit, point your mouse here to subscribe and save a fuck-tonne of money.

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• Chris.M: Wow, one of the most gorgeous girls i have ever seen.
• cordee: lookin’ good ladies. i <3 benten suicide. very nice.
• The_King: This makes mondays more bareable love it
• scotyymanin: nice red cap SUWU!!!….
• James: thats y women shudnt drive
• leashavanity: Didn’t even realise I was in this picture! Haha Seren’s fit <3
• thecardboardboxboy: I just cant understand why she has been turned down so often??? Bloody spam dicks!
• Henry Elliss: Not to be TOO much of a nerd, but the old clip isn’t actually from the first series – the...
• JaimitoBorromeo: Wow Wow Wow Wow… maybe she has a PhD
• imonkey: Cool little vid.