If you’ve logged on to FRONT to treat yourself to a bit of a mass-debate, then you’re in for a real good treat. No, silly, not the sort that requires a tub of margarine and a box of Kleenex mansize, but the proper verbal debating kind. Our shiny FRONT Forum has just gone properly live, and it really is the best place around here to put your twisted views across and make yourself heard. Go on, why not go over there now? You won’t be missing much – we’re off into the kitchen to make some cheese sandwiches. Nice.
We were pretty effing impressed with this detailed portrait of the ever-so-loverley Vikki Blows, sent in by ever-so-talented FRONT reader Jamie Russell. Well done, Jamie – for your efforts, you can stay behind after class and give Miss a hand cleaning her bristles.
At last, here’s the bit of Star Wars that George Lucas didn’t want you to see. Behold the infamous disco number aboard the Death Star, a scene cut from the original movie and one that remained locked in a Hollywood vault – until now. No drugs were used in the making of this scene. Well, not too many…
Want to know what goes on behind the scenes at the world’s greatest magazine? Then ring up the dudes at I Love Horses Monthly. If it’s the idiocy of FRONT that you’re mildly interested in, however, then check out these awesome vids, made by work experience lad, John Wace.
Here’s the second and third instalment, and if you missed the first you’ll find it right here.
Put on your knee pads, take out your shiny helmet and do some serious grinding as Rosie and Hettie go skate. See the full shoot in all its sexy glory in the new issue. And to whet your sweaty appetite, here are a few pics that we just couldn’t fit in the mag, no matter how small of a ball we rolled them into. Gallery after the jump. More…
True dat folks, the new issue is out tomorrow and is hella awesome. Here’s a taster of the magical radness that lies within:
ROSIE AND HETTIE’S AWESOME SUPER-SKATEY COVER SHOOT: Pretty much the greatest thing ever. Two of the fittest girls in Britain muck about with skateboards and fuck-all clothing. ROCK’S MADDEST CONSPIRACY THEORIES: Did Paul McCartney die? Can Marilyn Manson suck his own cock? HOW TO ACTUALLY IMPRESS GIRLS: Blow ladies’ minds in a good way with our expert tips straight from the mouths of super-hot females. ANDREW WK: The world’s hardest partier on being the Messiah. 3OH!3: Crunked-up madmen fighting like giants. JASON STATHAM: Everyone’s favourite former diver on smashed cars and dodgy knees.
Most bits of homemade animation posted up on video sites are, let’s be honest, a bit shit. Usually they’re only there because somebody’s just read the first three chapters of Flash For Dummies and they want to show everybody the two-second ’squiggly-line man throwing a ball’ loop they’ve been working on. This right here, however, is pretty flippin’ impressive…
It’s 27 March, 2009. It’s our mate Cres’s 26th birthday. He once passed out at a house party while drunkenly taking a shit, and he fell off the toilet, and he hadn’t locked the door, so when people were trying to get into the bathroom the door kept twatting into his head, and then eventually people figured out what had happened and went in, and one of them had to wipe his arse.
They later described his balls as, “The reddest things I’ve ever seen.” In order to erase that image from your mind, you might as well get shit-faced. Also, the clip above is fucking funny. Now go get drunk!
We’ve recently become very aware of this Dutch model with a fondness for all things tight and latex-y, and it’s all thanks to a sweaty-palmed tip-off from FRONTARMY user SystemChris. A free chewed Biro is on its way to SystemChris right now.
aren’t you lovely. xx
