
It’s 3 July, 2009. We’re over halfway through this calendar year and it’s been one disappointment after another. Recession, death, decay, depression, last week’s sexy workie not going out with us… it’s all been awful. It’s best we turn to the booze, the lovely lovely booze and get so pissed that we end up having a fight that involves farting up someone else’s arse for so long that they burp eggy. Also, it’s happening in a circus. Come on everybody, let’s be amazing wizards!
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We live in the future. In the past, if you wanted to hear a record before it was released, you either had to befriend a producer or offer to suck off a delivery man. Now it’s different – Florida hardcore dudes Poison The Well have made their whole new album, The Tropic Rot, available to stream off their MySpace. Click here and go to it, innit. It’s their sixth album, and is out on Monday on Ferret Music. They’re coming over here in November and, if you buy their record, might cheer up a bit. Look at the bloke on the left. He looks like Surly McGrumpington.
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We’ve been experiencing a few technical difficulties with the website this morning. However, we shook our computer proper good, gave it a bash and a good soapy wash in the sink, and it all seems to be working fine now. More posts and awesomeness up soon.
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