Check out this sweet-ass new vid from Etnies featuring Kyle Leeper, who has a flurry of stylish tricks up his sleeves that will make you wish you had started skating at the age of 2 instead of playing with your sister’s Barbie dolls and dressing up as Ariel from The Little Mermaid.
Rad! It’s Sammie Pennington. Bodacious! She’s got an ace skate cap on. Oh, and she’s totally naked. God, we love Mondays.
Behold, exciting split-screen technology, showing how well they replicated the first-season opening. Course, if they’d planned everything out as much as they claim to, they wouldn’t have had to re-film it, but still. Good work everyone.
…but wait! Jessica and Hannah seem to have dips on the tub, for fuck’s sake! Next week, maybe, stinky-face…
No need to leave the house today, or even put any clean pants on. Instead, get yourself a dangerously meaty pizza and watch Teen Wolf, which (if you’re in the UK) is on Viva at 9pm.
If we ever meet anyone who works at Bethesda, we’ll totally snog them right on the mouth-lips, because they’re pretty much awesome. Fallout 3 was the tizzle shizzle, and New Vegas looks like a similar kind of mindblowing radness. It’s coming in the fall, which is America-ish for autumn.
Christ alive, it’s just not fair. Also, we totally want to watch Space Jam on DVD now. Anyone want to come round and watch Space Jam? We’ve got some fizzy drinks and half a bag of Kettle Chips.
For one night only streetwear lovin’ Mash Clothing have the awesome MistaJam (Radio 1/1Xtra/Speakerbox) bangin’ out tunes in store. But fret not if you’re not in London Town – the lovely cunts are also doing 10% off the likes of Carhartt, Mishka and Rogue Status, both in-store and online. Braps.
On a related note, imagine getting fingered by E.T. That would be horrible.
This is our ace mate Damo, who used to work at FRONT and is a total dude. He’s now working at TalkSport, where he’s come up with a breathtaking magic trick likely to change the world. Watch in amazement.
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