BEST FILM DEATH EVER: PEE-WEE HERMAN IN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Ignore Rutger Hauer playing the violin, ignore Kristy Swanson being very fit as the movie Buffy: it’s all about the awesome overacting of Paul ‘Pee-Wee Herman’ Reubens. What an actor.
WHAT A WACKY FLOOR PIC OF THE DAY
Seriously, Kaylee Carver’s head must be thumping on a daily basis having to look at that pattern.
BRINK: AW, HELL YEAH!
Well, this looks ever-so-slightly COMPLETELY FUCKING AMAZING. More info at BrinkTheGame.com.
THIS IS THE WORST MAN ON TELEVISION
He’s awful. Michael Winner’s Dining Stars is like if you took everything rad about Come Dine With Me and replaced it with the cock-esque antics of a lizard-like oafish turd.
FAYE: A SEXY GIRL IN FRONT OF SOME KIND OF VILLAGE OR SOMETHING
Faye here is so pretty that if she came into the office right now and smiled at us, the wall would get a boner.
CLAYMATION EVIL DEAD IN 60 SECONDS
This is horror classic The Evil Dead reinterpreted in plasticine form in one minute, and hell’s teeth, it’s impressive. Also, film nerds’ll dig the moon joke. Incredible work.
FRONT X EMERICA: MAKE A SEXY DECISION AND WIN!
Fancy winning a bunch of awesome Emerica goodies simply by picking your favourite of the ten girls above? Of course you do. Click here to go to Facebook and do so. AMAZING.
EMILY LASER’S ARTY GENIUS
Behold the magnificence of this drawing, sketched mid-shoot by the amazing Emily Laser. There’s no end to this girl’s awesomeness.
SIM-WISE WANTS YOUR FACE
If you’re our bumchum over on Facebook, you might already have seen this. If not, we basically want you to send in photocopies/scans of your lovely face, like Sim-Wise here.
We’re putting a fuck-load of them in next month’s mag, so be sure to buy it to see if yours features.
Send your mug to front@frontarmy.co.uk
The best ones will win a signed copy of Sim-Wise’s face and boobs.
A GLIMPSE INTO THE SEXY WORLD OF SEREN
It may have been a few months since the amazing Seren Gibson graced the FRONT cover, but that doesn’t mean she’s forgotten about you rabble of readers, oh no.
She dropped us these lovely snaps earlier, giving us a small glimpse into her world of webcam special effects, double heads and, er, three boobs. It’s a beautiful place, it really is.
More pics after the jump, yo…
WE’VE TOTALLY SEEN FOUR LIONS
They had a press screening for Four Lions yesterday, the Chris Morris-directed “Jihadist comedy”, and we totes went to it, y’all. And it’s very good.
See the rest…
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- AcRaptor: Well here’s me feeling like he’s stolen all my ideas. Damn HIM!
- Herald Koci: uuhh dude … awsome! btw … nice wall painting … ahaha
- Lesbizzle: i think that as well as winning the emerica goodies i should get front goodies too, like...
- CorpseGrinder: what no tree rape?
- Something Wild: Having to choose among these girls… Mmmmm… It can be compared to an anticonstitutional crime…
- Something Wild: Having to choose among these girls… Mmmmm… It can be compared to an anticonstitutional...
- Gazzzz: I actually won something. Aaaaace.
- Balto: i would’nt mind those girls trying on my trainer collection
- Balto: very stunning girl indeed
- TSmetalz54: I miss Kitty being naked in Front
